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Thursday, November 15, 2018

19 classical music dad jokes ...

... you’re going to hate yourself for laughing at


By Maddy Shaw Roberts, ClassicFM London
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These timeless classical music jokes are so bad, your dad probably invented them. Did you hear the one about the tuba glue?
  1. Beethoven's favourite fruit

  2. How drummers name their daughters

  3. A classic

    Chopin, Chopout
    Chopin, Chopout. Picture: Unknown
  4. That time Bach couldn't contain himself

  5. *pretends to laugh*

    J.S. Bach's organ works
    J.S. Bach's organ works. Picture: Pinterest
  6. This is too much

    Mahler, smahler
    Mahler, smahler. Picture: Unknown
  7. Brass lolz

  8. Golden.

  9. Sorry, sops

  10. So baaaad it's good

    Tubas
    Tubas. Picture: Unknown
  11. Eric Whitacre, forever churning out the dad jokes

  12. Genius

    Murdered piano
    Murdered piano. Picture: John Finnemore
  13. Good jokes get better with age

    Haydn
    Haydn. Picture: Classic FM
  14. Too accurate.

  15. My new life mantra

  16. Pure garbage

  17. So punny

  18. This is truly terrible

    B minor
    B minor. Picture: Unknown
  19. Best kitchen ever