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These timeless classical music jokes are so bad, your dad probably invented them. Did you hear the one about the tuba glue?
Beethoven's favourite fruit
See mandaDad: "What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?"
Me: "I don't know."
Dad: "Banana na, banana naaaa!"
Me:
's other TweetsHow drummers name their daughters
See ThreeTimeDaddy's other TweetsFun fact. I used to be in a band.
Just found out our drummer has had twin girls.
He’s called them Anna One and Anna Two.#dadjokesA classic
Chopin, Chopout. Picture: Unknown That time Bach couldn't contain himself
See Nathan Howe's other TweetsA joke in honor of Bach's birthday (rated PG-13):
Why did Bach have 20 kids?
Because he had no organ stops.*pretends to laugh*
J.S. Bach's organ works. Picture: This is too much
Mahler, smahler. Picture: Unknown Brass lolz
See 7th Duke Of DoonsideWant a bad old joke to brighten up your day? No?? Well have it anyway
How do you fix a broken tuba?
Use a tuba glue.
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See Bob Golen's other TweetsWhat tone does a piano falling down a mineshaft make?
A flat minor.Sorry, sops
See Harry Hoover's other Tweets#dadjokes Why did the failed opera singer become a pirate? So she could finally hit the high Cs.So baaaad it's good
Tubas. Picture: Unknown Eric Whitacre, forever churning out the dad jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Philip Glass.192 people are talking about thisGenius
Murdered piano. Picture: John Finnemore Good jokes get better with age
Haydn. Picture: Classic FM Too accurate.
See Classic FM's other TweetsMe: "I'm practising"
Dad: "Hi Practising, I'm Dad"My new life mantra
See Mark Chen's other Tweets"If it ain't baroque, don't fix it" - Bach#classicalmusicjokesPure garbage
So punny
Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra always first to leave the plane?
Because he only had Karajan luggage. #UKPunDay23 people are talking about thisThis is truly terrible
B minor. Picture: Unknown Best kitchen ever
