Thursday, March 22, 2018

Eight winning pieces of classical music that will fill you with pure joy

By Classic FM London

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Simply the most triumphant and winning pieces of music you're likely to hear this awards season.
With The Global Awards done and dusted, we've got winners on the brain. So with belVita, we made this literally unbeatable list of WINNING pieces of classical music. Second place is not an option. 
J.S. Bach - St Matthew Passion

Why is it such a winner?
If you thought that Baroque music mostly dealt with plinky-plinky harpsichords paid for by wealthy and obscure members of Royal family, the St Matthew Passion will obliterate your puny mind. There are biblical proclamations of impending apocalypse littered throughout, and for each of them, Bach wangles in some sort of crushing atonality or strange chord, as if he’s wincing with pain each time it happens. This is such a human experience, composed at a time when human experiences weren’t chief among the aims of most Baroque composer composers.

Tchaikovsky - Symphony No. 6

Why is it such a winner?
Tchaikovsky was surely one of the most personally troubled of the great composers - and this symphony was essentially the outpouring of many of his issues, in a way. Many initially thought it was a lengthy suicide note, others pointed to the hugely controversial homosexual leanings Tchaikovsky was known to have, while some thought it was just a tragic, sad, glorious and indulgent artistic expression. But the reason it’ll stay with you forever is that all of these contexts work in their own way, but it never detracts from how magisterial the music itself is. It’s a lesson in the very best ways of expressing emotions through music.

Mahler - Symphony No. 2

Why is it such a winner?
If you think any bit of music over 3 minutes long is a bit indulgent and full of itself, this single piece will convince you that sometimes it’s completely worth spending an hour and a half on one musical concept (even if it is a huge concept). No other composer could’ve made it more entertaining (listen out for death shrieks!), or more rewarding. The epic final few minutes are a stupidly generous reward on their own, but getting there is half the fun.

Beethoven - Grosse Fuge

Why is it such a winner?
It’s proof that not only can critics and audiences get it really, really wrong, but also that it’s all about interpretation. You can actually hear the struggle and the effort it must’ve taken to compose, which means it’s not always a relaxing listen, but few pieces in history have so nakedly shown how a composer can throw absolutely everything into a single work. And, in the end, it was hugely influential to serialist composers of the 20th century with none other than Igor Stravinsky proclaiming it a miracle of music. How about that for delayed gratification?

Mozart - Requiem

Why is it such a winner?
From the opening Introitus, the mournful tone is set. It might just be us, but doesn’t it actually sound like Mozart is scared of death here? Aside from being spooky as anything, the Requiem is a haunting patchwork of things - completed by one of Mozart’s pupils, Franz Süssmayr, it’s become a legendary mystery and the perfect way to end the story of one of history’s most celebrated geniuses - i.e. not end it all. What an enigma.

Monteverdi - Vespers

Why is it such a winner?
It makes you realise that just because something’s really old, it doesn’t mean it’s automatically boring, or simply lauded because it was ‘groundbreaking’. Make no mistake about it - Monteverdi’s Vespers are hugely entertaining on their own terms. For starters, it’s simply enormous in scale. If you want to be crude about it (and we do) then you could describe it as Monteverdi taking church music to the opera, with all the drama that implies. Trumpets, drums, massive choruses, florid vocal lines… this really is the greatest hits of the early Baroque.

Elgar - Cello Concerto

Why is it such a winner?
It’s proof that intense emotion can come from the most unlikely of people. We don’t want to get all mushy on you, but there’s something spectacularly English about how the ultimate stiff-upper-lipped curmudgeon, Edward Elgar, was able to convey his emotions in music rather than in words or actions. His private life was surprisingly tumultuous (that’s another story), and in pieces like the Cello Concerto it’s as if the gasket has blown and Elgar is finally able to let out all the pent-up emotion in a focused blast.

Wagner - The Ring Cycle

Why is it such a winner?
Realising for the first time that the world of opera could actually be this immersive is a very, very special feeling - if you don’t feel bereft at the end of the whole four-opera cycle, we fear for your ability to function in the real world. It’s got a terrible reputation among non-aficionados as ‘that really long opera that no-one likes’, and in a way it represents all the most exclusive, cerebral and faux-worthy stereotypes of the opera world. But we tell you: that perception is WRONG and the Ring Cycle is a fundamentally unhinged work of staggering genius. Ignore at your peril.
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Thursday, March 1, 2018

What are the lyrics to 'Nessun Dorma'?

By Classic FM, London

What is Pavarotti really singing about in Puccini’s aria? We translated the Italian lyrics to find out...
‘Nessun Dorma’ is an incredibly emotional aria, that for the passion and precision he poured into it, we have all come to associate with the late tenor Luciano Pavarotti.
The slight problem with that, is that we get so distracted by watching Pavarotti in his element, that we forget to pay attention to the lyrics.
So, does anyone *actually* know what Pavarotti is singing about?
Puccini’s aria, from the opera Turandot, includes the lyrics: “None shall sleep, even you, oh Princess, in your cold room”, “watch the stars that tremble with love and hope”, and the monumentally cheery “no one will know his name and we must, alas, die”.
Positively jovial, eh?
Here are the full lyrics:
None shall sleep,
None shall sleep!
Even you, oh Princess,
In your cold room,
Watch the stars,
That tremble with love
And with hope.
But my secret is hidden within me,
My name no one shall know,
No... no...
On your mouth, I will tell it,
When the light shines.
And my kiss will dissolve the silence that makes you mine!
(No one will know his name and we must, alas, die.)
Vanish, o night!
Set, stars! Set, stars!
At dawn, I will win!
I will win!
I will win!
And here are the original Italian lyrics:
Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o Principessa
Nella tua fredda stanza
Guardi le stelle che tremano
D'amore e di speranza!
Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me
Il nome mio nessun saprà!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo dirò
Quando la luce splenderà!
Ed il mio bacio scioglierà
Il silenzio che ti fa mia!
ll nome suo nessun saprà
E noi dovrem, ahimè! Morir! Morir!
Dilegua, o notte! Tramontate, stelle!
Tramontate, stelle! All'alba vincerò!
Vincerò! Vincerò!
Watch Pavarotti's full performance here:

28 classical music memes that will completely define your life

By Classic FM London


Do you feel all weird and woozy when you hear a chord cluster? Does the very thought of a perfect cadence make you melt? Then you’ll love these super-geeky classical music memes.

1. Brass lolz

Tubas sheep meme

2. Eric loves a chord cluster

Eric Whitacre meme
(via Salvador Jacobo)

3. When you sing you begin with Do Re Mi…

music theory nerds meme

4. Don’t feel bad, Mozart procrastinated too

Mozart procrastinated meme

5. When composers ask a *little* too much of you

Finger six meme
(via patdalecki)

6. Boromir always knows best

Boromir meme

7. Pizza + cat = any string player’s dream

pizzacato meme

8. Just some sheet music, keeping things real

life going nowhere meme

9. Gold star for you if you can translate this VERY cryptic code

cabbage meme

10. Why you haydn, Joseph?

Haydn joke

11. This... thing that literally doesn’t make any sense

orchestra school exam paper meme


12. When your name sounds a *little* too much like a piece of airport baggage

Bad joke eel Karajan meme

13. When you play this beautiful Italian string instrument, but society refuses to recognise you 

cello player meme

14. Because any self-respecting musician knows that for every circle, you’re 1% more likely to actually play the damn dynamic this time

pencil circling meme

15. This doggo, repping our constant need for a sensible time signature

dog chord meme

16. This glorious Christmas present

Hosanna in excel sheets
(via Tom Craine)

17. Because darling, it’s better down where it’s wetter

under the c meme

18. Pick a key, any key

press any key meme

19. When your instrument literally stops you living life as a normal human being

social life practice meme

20. Just some millennials, ruining classical music for everyone. Ugh.

cello hashtag meme
(via Marian Call

21. When bae’s in a weird mood

mixed signals meme

22. When literally anything is more appealing than playing endless chromatic scales

desperately need to practise meme

23. When sometimes, you’ve got to get your whole body involved

foot chord meme

24. When you’ve always wondered what The Terminator does for his day job, then it finally hits you

aisle b Bach arnie meme

25. When you have a concert tomorrow, everything you play sounds rubbish and you might be on the verge of a nervous breakdown

Practise without crying meme

26. This extremely useful guide, which you won’t be able to unhear

time signatures meme

27. This scary white van man, who you probs don’t want to mess with

White van Bach meme

28. Oh, and there’s the genius who made this

Bach chicken meme
For even more memes, here are 10 of our best retro classical music memes.
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